All my friends that have moved to red states have turned Republican.

All my friends that have moved to red states have turned Republican. I, on the other hand, moved to North Carolina and now it’s tinting blue

I don’t have a team I like, so I’m just going to root for the even-numbered players.
Q: What did one Witzelsucht patient say to the other? A: I’m sick of puns.
Prelim defense in 11 hours.
I think I have mono, which seems like it might be ripe for jokes, but my brain is too single-tracked right now to come up with any.

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