I have to stop writing ‘oh, schnapp!’ on the margins of all my articles.
I have to stop writing ‘oh, schnapp!’ on the margins of all my articles.
Why do Kuhn’s footnotes argue better and more than his text?
Why do Kuhn’s footnotes argue better and more than his text?
Kuhn in two sentences: People have big ideas, then everyone agrees, but now they can’t talk to people without these ideas! Oh Noes!!
Kuhn in two sentences: People have big ideas, then everyone agrees, but now they can’t talk to people without these ideas! Oh Noes!! #philosophyhaikus
A historian of science can tell you what the writers were doing in the first season of Days of our Lives, but not What’s happening this week
A historian of science can tell you what the writers were doing in the first season of Days of our Lives, but not What’s happening this week………. Unless they’re REALLY into Days of our Lives for some reason.
Historians are the accountants of academia.
Historians are the accountants of academia.
Why does everyone ‘battle cancer?’ Why can’t anyone have a ‘good-natured rivalry’ with cancer?
Why does everyone ‘battle cancer?’ Why can’t anyone have a ‘good-natured rivalry’ with cancer?
Does it count as watching the debate if you’re making fun of them the entire time.
Does it count as watching the debate if you’re making fun of them the entire time?
Influential philosophy in two sentences or less: I wonder what it’s like to be a bat.
Influential philosophy in two sentences or less: I wonder what it’s like to be a bat… WHO KNOWS?? #philosophyhaikus
Why stealing food from the lounge is bad: I got chicken grease on my iPod and now it looks foggy.
Why stealing food from the lounge is bad: I got chicken grease on my iPod and now it looks foggy. I don’t understand it: I’m a vegetarian!!
All men are mortal, socrates is a man, thus socrates is mortal.
All men are mortal, socrates is a man, thus socrates is mortal… I reject premise two!
Me about politicians: They must hate their lives.
Me about politicians: They must hate their lives……. Hell, even I hate their lives.
That hat makes you look like an idiot! .
That hat makes you look like an idiot! … So it suits you.
I made a car out of trash and a trash can out of car parts.
I made a car out of trash and a trash can out of car parts.
On the one hand, I want to solve all of the world’s problems, but on the other, I really want a lot of people to die.
On the one hand, I want to solve all of the world’s problems, but on the other, I really want a lot of people to die.
I need to learn philosophical jiu jitsu.
I need to learn philosophical jiu jitsu.
Aww, crud, my browser history says there’s a 92% likelihood I’m female.
Aww, crud, my browser history says there’s a 92% likelihood I’m female.
Man, people telling me they pay close attention to my updates has made me gun shy.
Man, people telling me they pay close attention to my updates has made me gun shy. And that’s barely a euphemism.
Twitter Grab Bags
Cuz Ashley publishes my good ideas before I do. Since I stopped making my twitters into asides on this post, these are the things you’ve missed by not following me on twitter. I’m going to post them twenty at a…