Why stealing food from the lounge is bad: I got chicken grease on my iPod and now it looks foggy.

Why stealing food from the lounge is bad: I got chicken grease on my iPod and now it looks foggy. I don’t understand it: I’m a vegetarian!!

I don’t have a team I like, so I’m just going to root for the even-numbered players.
Q: What did one Witzelsucht patient say to the other? A: I’m sick of puns.
Prelim defense in 11 hours.
I think I have mono, which seems like it might be ripe for jokes, but my brain is too single-tracked right now to come up with any.

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