Hey, didn’t McCain reach his life expectancy today?
Hey, didn’t McCain reach his life expectancy today?
I doubt the gettysburg address started with twenty thank yous.
I doubt the gettysburg address started with twenty thank yous.
Dear World: I miss Sleep, I feel guilty for cheating on it with Extreme Exhaustion.
Dear World: I miss Sleep, I feel guilty for cheating on it with Extreme Exhaustion.
What kind of a Joe names his son Beau?
What kind of a Joe names his son Beau?
Grad School Games
98. I have terrible posture, but I’m working on it. This is basically just the Pixelated Games taken to grad school, so I’ll just introduce the games as I develop them, rather than try to make this a running Olympic-style…
Ironically, anything can be ironic if you just expect the opposite of whatever happens.
Ironically, anything can be ironic if you just expect the opposite of whatever happens… and I’m not even being ironic.
Wow, three racist jerks just got arrested for allegedly plotting to kill Barack.
Wow, three racist jerks just got arrested for allegedly plotting to kill Barack. Is that libelous? To call them jerks?
Note: don’t sign up for big brothers, big sisters if you’re an abusive sibling.
Note: don’t sign up for big brothers, big sisters if you’re an abusive sibling.
I am in a hospital taking care of a crying baby, wondering why everything between abortion and euthanasia is called murder.
I am in a hospital taking care of a crying baby, wondering why everything between abortion and euthanasia is called murder.
Sometimes, even I wonder if I’m just making it all up
97. I chose the wrong career. Twice. But I’ve never been blindsided by this. Jobs and money were just never important enough for me to care that I was heading in the wrong direction… that probably explains why I’m sleeping…
I just got chastized in a dream.
I just got chastized in a dream. I’m going to stop having siestas, i think.
No one ever got called pithy by being accurate.
No one ever got called pithy by being accurate……….. wait, let me elaborate on that…
Holy cow, I JUST woke up from a dream that had my new roommate and @angelaboration in it.
Holy cow, I JUST woke up from a dream that had my new roommate and @angelaboration in it… trippy.
Quact
96. I cannot imagine the future, at all. I can’t even think of myself in two weeks: my mind just goes blank. This has been going on since I turned 21 and realized I was probably going to become an…
She can handle herself, she’s a big girl.
She can handle herself, she’s a big girl. Yes, . . . She is.
What’s this? Why is it all going over me? Could it be that I am in over my head?
95. My favorite books of all time: Ender’s Game, The Count of Monte Cristo, the Little Prince. I like them for different reasons: I can identify with a 12-year-old that was manipulated into xenocide (Ender’s Game), I really admire people…
So i survived my first day in durham, which is good.
So i survived my first day in durham, which is good… That was definitely one of my top two preferred outcomes.
Quoth the Daniel: “I’m more likely to vote for a person that DIDN’T get shot down by the Vietnamese.
Quoth the Daniel: “I’m more likely to vote for a person that DIDN’T get shot down by the Vietnamese.”