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86. I wore braces all of senior year in high school and into my first semester of college. I don’t know why, though, because my teeth were never that bad. I guess I just wanted to fit in. Hey, last…
Holy friggin’ toot! I’m 25 now!! (Again!)
Holy friggin’ toot! I’m 25 now!! (Again!)
I put the ‘fist’ in ‘pacifist.
I put the ‘fist’ in ‘pacifist.’
“How’s the family?” needs to be a better question.
“How’s the family?” needs to be a better question. Seriously. I’m tired of answering ‘my mom likes soup and my brother plays WoW.’
I’m in Mexico and I have neon lemon hair.
I’m in Mexico and I have neon lemon hair. Could life be any more perfect?
I’ve been single for too long.
I’ve been single for too long. My lies are getting terrible.
Punching Elderly Pigeons
84. I get really into board games. This is probably a bad thing. Actually, I get into games really easily. I just get tired of them as soon as I beat them. That’s probably not a bad thing. I’ve been…
When i look in the mirror i don’t want to look good.
When i look in the mirror i don’t want to look good. I want to LAUGH.
So, I’m drawing a 11 y.
So, I’m drawing a 11 y.o. girl for a comic. Umm… What do girls wear?
There, there, shut up little girl.
83. I’ve gone to the ER far more times than I’d care to remember. But I’ve never stayed overnight at a hospital. Doctors scare me.
I figured out what I’m doing wrong: I sleep till noon, get tired, have too much caffeine, and stay up till five.
I figured out what I’m doing wrong: I sleep till noon, get tired, have too much caffeine, and stay up till five. I’m a java vampire.
And that was when I stopped caring
82. None of the products in my bathroom were tested on animals. So I’ve decided to extend my contest a bit to give people more time to enter. PLUS: I’m going to be traveling in a third-world country soon, and…
At first, I was a vegetarian for the chickens.
At first, I was a vegetarian for the chickens. Now I do it for the chicks.
I hate movie where you actually FEEL embarrassed for the character.
I hate movie where you actually FEEL embarrassed for the character. Funny: because that’s basically how you’d describe my autobiography.
Evolutionary Aesthetics
81. I’m a really, really bad vegetarian: I basically hate vegetables. If boca burgers didn’t exst, I think I’d’ve died by now. On the realm of loving to think, this occurred to me a few weeks ago when I was…
Book Smarts vs. Street Smarts [part 1 of 2 of (part 2 of 2)]
80. My circle of friends hasn’t really changed since middle school. This alone makes me want to leave New Mexico. This is Daniel’s long awaited response, In a recent conversation, Pixel and I argued whether or not “streets-smarts” was anything…
Okay, my friends and I have now donated $165 to Myanmar relief via three different charities.
Okay, my friends and I have now donated $165 to Myanmar relief via three different charities.
Blindness
79. I’ve needed glasses since I was in fifth grade, but I didn’t get them for eight months because my mom couldn’t believe that her darling son didn’t have perfect vision. How F’ed up is that? I start a lot…