Temptation Toilet Zero
69. I sometimes start projects knowing I’ll never finish them. But I’ve haven’t fallen through on a promise since the last millennium. Here you go! It’s a comic we’re working on that’s based on a column we once worked on…
I’m making a list of really awesome people I know.
I’m making a list of really awesome people I know. There’s a bunch. It makes me happy, but sad I don’t get to see them very often.
I don’t tell people my parents lend me money, i tell them i deal drugs to children.
I don’t tell people my parents lend me money, i tell them i deal drugs to children. It’s more respectable.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I just got selected to be a neilsen TV household! the power and subsequent responsibility are humbling.
Post Hoc Ergo Propter Awesome
68. Whenever I hear that people voted for Bush in 2004, I sort of lose a little bit of respect for them. Wasn’t there enough information out by then for everyone to have made an informed decision? *sigh* So I…
Humor in Inappropriate Places, or HIP
67. I drive a white 2003 Honda Civic Hybrid. My parents got it for me after high school so that I would stay in New Mexico. It claims to get 47 miles to the gallon, but it really only gets…
You’re 25? Weren’t you 22 back in march? ‘Yeah, but i’ve had a few birthdays since then.
You’re 25? Weren’t you 22 back in march? ‘Yeah, but i’ve had a few birthdays since then.’
Wow, it’s four weeks until I turn 25 again.
Wow, it’s four weeks until I turn 25 again.
Street Smarts vs. Book Smarts (part 1 of 2)
66. Even though I usually get in the 99th percentile in standardized tests (both academic and IQ), I don’t believe in standardized tests. At all. They don’t measure anything except for how well the participant can study for them. Believe…
Oh, shoot.
Oh, shoot. I just realized that I sent off a check to the university in which I wrote “President Martin’s sex change” in the ‘for’ section.
When (and how) to argue
65. After my brother joined the military, my mother began forcing my father and I to go to church as part of a ‘family activity.’ They bribed, lied, and cheated to get me to go. So I went, reluctantly. It’s…
What do you have to do that’s better than think about naked hulk? I don’t know, think about the naked thing.
What do you have to do that’s better than think about naked hulk? I don’t know, think about the naked thing.
If we accept slippery slopes as logical fallacies, before you know it, we’ll all be wearing penguin-fur thongs!
If we accept slippery slopes as logical fallacies, before you know it, we’ll all be wearing penguin-fur thongs!
The internet is down.
The internet is down. Would i be sensitive or a sissy if i wept openly?
Wow, that took a dark turn at the end…
63. For years my favorite number was 35. That just seems silly to me now, because it’s 100011 in binary. Dear World, I’ve decided to start treating you all as a single person, much like Anne Frank did to “Kitty.”…
I’ll be 25 until further notice.
I’ll be 25 until further notice. This means that I was now born in 1982 until May 29, after which I will have been born in 1983.
Ghost in the Machine
62. Every time I go somewhere, I have to carry books, a laptop, a notebook, or anything else. I have to. It’s my way to never forget stuff: I just make sure there’s always something to remember. This is supposed…
Holy cow, that was @JamesBond style: I just posted today’s post with only ninety seconds to spare!
Holy cow, that was @JamesBond style: I just posted today’s post with only ninety seconds to spare!