Four attractive women smiled at me today.
Four attractive women smiled at me today. This doubles my life total.
Leaving arizona because my passengers are lame and have ‘jobs’ and ‘families.
Leaving arizona because my passengers are lame and have ‘jobs’ and ‘families.’ pfft! Losers. Now to load up on energy drinks.
Ooh! Chalk art and bad music!
Ooh! I’m in Arizona! Look! Chalk art and bad music!
In arizona.
In arizona. It’s warm. My friends say i should take off my hoodie, but then how would i look cool?
A Photo Project
61. When I was in high school, I always had to have four pockets for my four objects of necessity: my wallet, my keys, my cell phone, and my camera. Then I upgraded cameras in 2003 to a camera that…
It turns out the wall in arizona isn’t made to keep mexicans out, but to prevent arizonans from escaping.
It turns out the wall in arizona isn’t made to keep mexicans out, but to prevent arizonans from escaping.
In arizona.
In arizona. Figured out why John McCain wants to move to washington d.c. permanently.
You know what i’ve never seen that would be AWESOME? Baby juggling.
You know what i’ve never seen that would be AWESOME? Baby juggling. I bet it’d be quite a show.
Can you think of any movie that takes place in Arizona besides Tombstone? Yeah, think about it…
60. When I was in middle school, I was part of the science club. We would go to different sciency places in New Mexico every Saturday of the semester. I still think about those trips every time I go anywhere…
Okay, I’ll miss @srah first, then the rest of you can take turns, savvy?
Okay, I’ll miss @srah first, then the rest of you can take turns, savvy?
Wow, I’m not friends with my own brother on facebook.
Wow, I’m not friends with my own brother on facebook. How fratracidical. (But not really, I just wanted to use that word.)
Bad people to be around during a crisis
59. One of my secret shames is that I sometimes go to Hastings or Barnes and Noble and read all of the new comics without buying them. I sometimes buy the compilations and graphic novel versions, but $3.99 seems like…
Holy cow, my area code (575) is the same as the number of syllables in a haiku: 5-7-5.
Holy cow, my area code (575) is the same as the number of syllables in a haiku: 5-7-5. I bet you’re jealous.
Flunking Expelled
58. Most of the things I know (that I’m good at) are self-taught. This makes my CV look far sparser than I really am. For instance, I never took a graphic design class, but I was a graphic designer for…
My friend asked me if i knew the name of the ninja that defeated a whole town of samurai.
My friend asked me if i knew the name of the ninja that defeated a whole town of samurai. I said i didn’t realize Harry Truman was a ninja.
I feel like writing in my diary.
I feel like writing in my diary… And this time i might tell the truth!
Parental Advisory: Explicit AND Implicit Content
Parental Advisory: Explicit AND Implicit Content
I never understood why garfield hates mondays.
I never understood why garfield hates mondays. its not like he works or anything. And jon works at home cause hes a cartoonist