I need help lying to my nielsen diary.
I need help lying to my nielsen diary. What shows are on when thursday night? And when does AC360 come on?
I need help lying to my nielsen diary. What shows are on when thursday night? And when does AC360 come on?
“Hello, this is the wrong number. I mean, Hello.” “Yeah, is this John Grays?” “No, I’m sorry, you have the wrong number.” True story.
77. My parents immigrated to the United States in 1987. As a direct result, I sort of want to thwack people whenever they talk about immigration (illegal or otherwise). Frankly, there are very few people I consider qualified to talk…
Oh Em Gee. I totally forgot to tweet something hilarious. Oops.
Grab a hold of your side: the funny joke is imminent.
You guys don’t even know how lucky you are to be following me. I’m going to do something REALLY funny, REALLY soon.
Ho ho ho, I’m sorry, I’m just laughing at that thing that I’m going to do soon. It’s going to be very funny.
Okay, my funny thing is going to come up pretty soon now. Get ready.
I’m going to say something funny soon. Be prepared to laugh.
76. I’ve kept a digital diary since Sunday, November 19, 2000. Nobody will ever read it, but it’s really whiny and tells a lot of secrets that I’ll take to my grave. I’d delete it, but it sort of reminds…
75. I went into college as a Journalism major and graduated as a journalism major, but I never had any illusions of desiring to be a journalist. 🙂 I actually hate it when people attack ‘the media.’ I’ve probably stated…
74. I sometimes wonder what constitutes a ‘kiss’ or a ‘first time’ or ‘taboo in most cultures.’ I wonder about this for reasons that I’ll take to my grave… unless you read this and choose to e-mail me. There are…
73. My home town is not incorporated, but some estimates put us between 10,000 and 25,000 people. I also live about ten minutes from El Paso, Texas and a half an hour from the Mexican border. So I’ve grown up…
72. Every male member of my extended family (on both sides) can grow awesome facial hair. My brother and I, however, cannot. It’s embarrassingly frustrating. I feel like a Sonnet-writer that has never been in love. Or a rock and…
Holy topeka! The Nielsen ratings diary came in and they included $30. Cash. As in not a check or money order.
70. I tricked my parents into getting me a cell phone senior year by pretending to not want one while giving them reasons I should have one. Then, the day after I got it, I accidentally left it inside an…
Hi, i’m Super Pixel, i mean Regular Pixel. Damn it, I really suck at keeping a secret identity.
You know who i look down on? Short people. I mean, why couldn’t you just be taller? How hard is that?