‘Practice makes perfect’ is a bad thing to say to someone who just attempted suicide.
‘Practice makes perfect’ is a bad thing to say to someone who just attempted suicide.
‘Practice makes perfect’ is a bad thing to say to someone who just attempted suicide.
56. I don’t believe in towels. I mean, I believe they exist, but I can’t get myself in the habit of using them. What’s the need? All of my clothes are made of cotton, not Rubidium! Time: Saturday, between 11…
I just realized that This Week and Face the Nation kind of suck. I think my news ignorant friends may be onto something…
55. When I was 14, I was a chronic liar. I couldn’t seem to stop myself from saying stupid stuff (I won’t give any examples, because they’re embarrassing). I’m over that now. (That’s a lie.)1 I’ve been meaning to start…
Why is there so much drunk twittering?
“Five years ago, did you know where you’d be now?” “Man, five years ago, I didn’t know what GENDER I’d be now.”
54. The first novel I ever read was ‘Sphere.’ After that, I was into sci fi for quite a while. I don’t know what I like anymore. Man, I don’t know why I claimed I could write this post. The…
It’s not that i’m picky, it’s that the world doesn’t meet my standards.
53. I usually wear jackets. Even during the summer. It’s not because I have a body temperature, I just really like having lots of pockets. One of these days I’ll design pants with lots of pockets for whatever ‘cargo’ I…
I realized why I’m so conceited: I have photoshop!
Wait, the pope is Catholic? Since when? I’m surprised that’s not a bigger news story
*Phew!* My to do list is almost finished. All I have left is “Learn French.” … Aww, crud.
Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper: brilliant! Warm Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper: Fug awful.
52. I have a very naturalistic outlook on life. For instance, I believe morality, identity, emotions, and consciousness are all evolutionary jerry rigs. If you’re at all interested, I’ll explain a few of those eventually. Trust me, the topic is…
51. When I was a kid, my brother and I would have coloring contests. Then we started having drawing contests. He always beat me (on the count that he was three years older). As a direct result, I stopped drawing…
Wait, do they run the olympic torch back to athens after the olympics? They should. It only makes sense.
50. I have asthma now, but apparently I don’t in the future. What the Flip? Young Pixel here, responding to yesterday’s post. Here’s the necessary quote: I told myself that I would eventually have enough disposable income to buy candies…
‘code three to register one?’ Man, why don’t they call them something awesome, like ‘code ninja to register gorilla’?