Oh, shoot.

Oh, shoot. I just realized that I sent off a check to the university in which I wrote “President Martin’s sex change” in the ‘for’ section.

Why doesn’t the Suicide Hotline advertise that its phone number is 1-800-APE-TALK?
Jack disease: Jack ages at 4x the normal rate.
1: I signed up for an improv class, but missed half the classes.
My Twitter account is old enough to steal alcohol now! https://t.

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