You know the saying “time heals all wounds?” I think that’s this hospital’s entire treatment plan.
You know the saying “time heals all wounds?” I think that’s this hospital’s entire treatment plan.
‘member when my parents had to bring Me to the hospital? Sigh.
‘member when my parents had to bring Me to the hospital? Sigh….. That was not fun for anyone.. Why didn’t I have an ironic uncle?
“Has he come into contact with any SARS patients? What about live poultry?”
“Has he come into contact with any SARS patients? What about live poultry?”
In hospital.
In hospital. Nephew sick. Sister-in-law worried It’s the consumption.
How do you tell someone that they’re a bad father, an awful husband, a terrible person, stupid, AND going bald? Does Hallmark have a card?
How do you tell someone that they’re a bad father, an awful husband, a terrible person, stupid, AND going bald? Does Hallmark have a card?
There is a 1:1 Ratio between desire to go out in the cold for fresh air and desire for a cigarette.
There is a 1:1 Ratio between desire to go out in the cold for fresh air and desire for a cigarette.
Happy Tofurkey Day Tofeveryone!
Happy Tofurkey Day Tofeveryone!
“We’ve tried a president with your IQ, now let’s try one with mine.
“We’ve tried a president with your IQ, now let’s try one with mine.”
My brother says he voted for McCain because he thought Obama was too much like Bush.
My brother says he voted for McCain because he thought Obama was too much like Bush. Wow. Just wow.
Hey, i’m away from my home, let me know if I get burgled, yeah?
Hey, i’m away from my home, let me know if I get burgled, yeah?
With mom.
With mom. Wow i missed having these three conversations on repeat.
Laughing while doing the ‘daily grind’
Here’s a fun game I call the ‘euphemizer.’ Basically, come up with a nickname for your naughty parts that is also jargon you hear in your work I call mine the “Nomological Dangler.” What’s yours?
I’d better tuck in my shirt and comb my hair, cuz I’mna go pick up my mommy at the airport.
I’d better tuck in my shirt and comb my hair, cuz I’mna go pick up my mommy at the airport.
If I skip ahead, will I find out that the last line says ‘gotcha!’?
If I skip ahead, will I find out that the last line says ‘gotcha!’?
He is such an upstanding citizen
“We don’t want any drunk people here. So if you’re at this party and you’re drunk, I want you to get in your car right now and drive home.” — Frank Jagear
Is the term “Copernican Revolution” just a pun on the fact that the Earth revolves around the sun?
Is the term “Copernican Revolution” just a pun on the fact that the Earth revolves around the sun?
@narfna, @schilbo — Okay, logging out now.
Okay, logging out now. Good luck with work or, failing that, life.
Just once I want to make a life or death decision where it’s an inclusive OR.
Just once I want to make a life or death decision where it’s an inclusive OR.