We figured you’d say that, so we prepared a response ahead of time.
We figured you’d say that, so we prepared a response ahead of time. *ahem* … “Shut Up.”
Oh noes! I’ve drank too much alcohol! I know– I’ll DRIVE it off!
Oh noes! I’ve drank too much alcohol! I know– I’ll DRIVE it off!
Went crazy on my keyboard angry that my word count was so low only to realize that “asdfasdf.
Went crazy on my keyboard angry that my word count was so low only to realize that “asdfasdf…” with no spaces counts as just one word.
ZOMFG!! Free DR.
ZOMFG!! Free DR. PEPPER DAY!!! (ref: drpepper.com)
The Guest Star Strikes Back!
It seems Pixel is still being a lazy bugger about the daily update thing. And so, once more I rip the reigns from his sweating, nervous hands and steer this baby in the direction of an update, loosing several sled…
When they say a picture is worth a thousand words.
When they say a picture is worth a thousand words… are they talking about file size?
Damn it, I have to write 3000 words today and I’ve only written three.
Damn it, I have to write 3000 words today and I’ve only written three.
Guest Star: Some guy!
Since Pixel has failed his goal of “a post a day”, I figured I should at least make an attempt for the SITE to succeed in that goal. As long as there are 30 posts this month, it all averages…
When she’s crying, I start lying
I think I just quit nablopomo.
Twitter Grab Bags V
I don’t prejudge, I just precorrelate. October 24 All my friends that have moved to red states have turned Republican. I, on the other hand, moved to North Carolina and now it’s tinting blue. October 26 So it turns out…
Sad.
Sad. I don’t have a roommate anymore. 🙁
Neo: The Matrix has you…. Sexually.
The Honda dealer— Looking condescendingly: “Bend over,” he says.
Have you ever seen American Pie?
At the basketball game: Me: Who’s Apple Pie? John: She’s the last cheerleader on the right. The blond one. Me: Dude. She looks like she’s Thirteen. John: You don’t think I should call her Apple Pie? Me: To be honest,…
I wrote my thesis on the back of a bar napkin.
I wrote my thesis on the back of a bar napkin. Now if only I could find it…
Doing an angry dance.
Doing an angry dance.
You don’t even want to know…
“You can’t have my sperm! I need it!” — Me, two days ago, to a lesbian in Alaska.
Oppressing others is very hard work
“you’re so good at making fun of poor people. it’s impressive.” — Bre K. November 12, 2008
I’ve decided I update my status too often.
I’ve decided I update my status too often. I’m not going to stop doing it, I was just thinking about it and thought you’d like to know.