Month: May 2009

So, the anonymity of it all got to me.  What I meant to say, in order: I didn’t mean you only looked stupid when you wear that hat.  The hat was a needless qualifier, those were two separate thoughts.  ‘You look stupid.’  Also, you ‘wear that hat.’  But you should probably still lose that hat.…

(gakked from Clarity Sage) You look stupid when you wear that hat. You have a banana in your ear. I wish I had told you that you looked stupid in that hat and had a banana in your ear when you went to propose to your (now) ex-girlfriend. I was once raped in the face…

I started this post a year ago, then lost interest after I couldn’t come up with more than five.  This is a list of questions to ask someone you don’t know that well, but have to spend some time with.  (Say a date, collegiate dinner, stuff like that.)  The list is based on the assumption…

From Europe, with love: “The Spire.” What bullshit! I can’t believe Ireland honestly wants us to get excited over an oversized flagpole! As a ratio of population size to length, my penis is a larger monument! (([Editor’s note:  This is mathematical fact.  There are many rude mathematical facts.  But you’d have to be a math-hole…

The countdown is on.  And you didn’t get me anything last year. ((I know, because even my parents didn’t get me anything… they didn’t even call.  :())  So here’s a good list of stuff I really want that I don’t currently have. A metal Pica pole ruler.  Like this one. Any of these books. I…

This is what I’ve been doing for the past three months. It started when I uploaded a cartoon of myself as my profile picture on Facebook and instantly got a lot of requests for similar images. This guy, who I shall call “Hagop S.”, offered me ‘$$’ to draw him setting an armchair ablaze. ((The…