Month: May 2009

I’m going to start linking to all of them soon.  Next time, probably. You were funner when your life was terrible. You’re loud and overbearing.  That said, I somehow have the desire to hang out with you.  Weird. Sorry to hear about all of your misfortune.  I’d say you don’t deserve it, but there’s an…

In observation of this very solemn and special occasion, I will not post anything today. I will also not get any older.  Sorry.  I know we’d had this scheduled for a year, but I just don’t feel like it.  Next time, though.  I promise. Related posts: Observations Observation the third: Observation 1 needs modification. It…

Even more! You talk loud and talk a lot, but I still think you’re cool, so we’ll call it quits. Ever meet one of those people that you find really cool, but not cool in exactly the right way to make you want to hang out with them?  Yeah, you’re that.  Nothing against you, it…

There’s more! You are one of my favorite people of all time.  I love you, man. You’ve grown on me like a fungus.  The metaphor is actually very expendable, but I’ll do you a favor and keep it short. You always scared me a little bit. You always annoyed me a lota bit. Please.  Stop. …

If I didn’t have to see people every day, I wouldn’t shave. – Frank Jagear Would you? Suppose you were caught in a deserted island, would you shave then?  Assume you have access to a razor, running water, heat, and shaving cream.  For me, the answer would greatly depend on whether the temperature and weather…

So I recently did a post where I confessed my true feelings to a bunch of hypothetical people.  I had a lot of fun with it, but it turns out it was all a big joke.  *sigh*  So then, I thought, what if I did it for real?  So here goes:  Here are things I…