So, the anonymity of it all got to me. What I meant to say, in order:
- I didn’t mean you only looked stupid when you wear that hat. The hat was a needless qualifier, those were two separate thoughts. ‘You look stupid.’ Also, you ‘wear that hat.’ But you should probably still lose that hat.
- I’m sorry I told you you had a banana in your ear. I should have kept it to myself and YouTube.
- Really, I’m just sorry you found out that I knew about it ahead of time.
- Wait, you mean you weren’t raped in the face by an allosaurus? … wow. Um. So, who do you blame, then? God?
- You are a woman. I understand that now. Sorry, it was just confusing at first. I mean, look at you! …You understand.
- I should probably not have used your real name as your porn name… sorry.
- I just don’t think you live so well.
- “You have some nerve” is a terrible thing to say to someone with polyneuropathy. Sorry.
- Good episode.
- Hi George. Jeff… Jim? John?? *sigh* Hey Dude.
- I love you, but I’m not in love with you. I love you like a sister. And coincidentally, I love your sister. I love her carnally: like a lover.
- When I said I hate you, I meant I’m in hate with you.
- I should sharpen my knives.
- I’m sorry I said your weight approximated a singularity. I know I didn’t say it earlier, but I was thinking it. And I’m sorry I said it now while pretending to apologize for something I didn’t think earlier and, in fact, just thought up now. Also: sorry I keep lying to you.
- Win/win, right?
- I regret only that you have but one life to give to my false testimony.
- Nah, you can have the hours of my life, I really don’t care that much.
- (*stab*)
- I miss you, Kyle. Seriously. 🙁
- Greeks make the worst paradoxes. If you don’t believe me, does firing an arrow into a heap of sand make you doubt all of existence? Yeah, me either.
- I also cheated at Uno, Strip Twister, and in our relationship.
- This was fun! Let’s do it again!
There! Does everyone feel better now?
