65) I often over-pronounce the ‘b’ in subtle.

I often over-pronounce the ‘b’ in subtle. And, just to be ironic, I under-pronounce the ‘b’ in obvious.

Crazy man, oil man, religious woman, homeless woman.
I’m getting a tattoo of a Chinese character that means palindrome.
Ladies: throwing your man a surprise Father’s Day party is not a good way of telling him you’re pregnant.
People think I’m such a lush when I go for walks.

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