White Russian Corn Pops = Huge Success!
White Russian Corn Pops = Huge Success!
Sex and the Psyche
My ex-girlfriend Jayna concluded that Sex and the City had a negative, permanent affect on the women that watched it. I miss Jayna, I truly do. Sadly, that may have been my most successful relationship ever. I say sadly because…
Someone should make a “Best of the Kids in the Hall” episode.
Someone should make a “Best of the Kids in the Hall” episode. I’d watch it. I have six minutes to spare.
I’ve got to sober up, I’m driving to the bar.
I’ve got to sober up, I’m driving to the bar.
As a ratio of time investment to cultural relevance, The Kids in the Hall has got to rank relatively low.
As a ratio of time investment to cultural relevance, The Kids in the Hall has got to rank relatively low.
If I were omnipotent, I think it’d be within my power to be omniscient.
If I were omnipotent, I think it’d be within my power to be omniscient.
Emotional cheating
So I’m working out some stuff right now. And… well you get to suffer. It’s been a long time since I cared about my audience on this blog, so. Whatever. But, if my plugin works right, 99.6% of people won’t…
I’m going to be sad for the next few days, okay Twitter? It’s not personal, it’s just.
I’m going to be sad for the next few days, okay Twitter? It’s not personal, it’s just… well, I can’t say: it’s personal.
There’s a mouse in my house and pain in my brain.
There’s a mouse in my house and pain in my brain.
Man, I’ve been waiting for Coming Out day for months! So who wants to Come Out with me? .
Man, I’ve been waiting for Coming Out day for months! So who wants to Come Out with me? … to the park?
If Socrates was so good, why did he never publish?
If Socrates was so good, why did he never publish?
You represent Jesus with a t-shaped cross.
You represent Jesus with a t-shaped cross. Can you represent God with an upper case T?
Getting invited to parties is Grood.
Getting invited to parties is Grood. That is, it’s Great if it happens before midnight, but just Good if it happens after.
The father of Sarah Palin’s grandchild is going to pose for Playgirl.
The father of Sarah Palin’s grandchild is going to pose for Playgirl. I hope he realizes most of their readers are gay men.
Every five or six years my birthday lands on a Friday.
Every five or six years my birthday lands on a Friday. But it never seems to land on a 30th.
Man, I’m 0 for 3 of the Nobel Prizes thus far.
Man, I’m 0 for 3 of the Nobel Prizes thus far. There’s only Economics, Literature, and Peace left. Come on Bernanke, Rowling, and Jong-il!
The calendar says “University Holiday,” but I read “Slow buses, shorter library hours, and no burritos.
The calendar says “University Holiday,” but I read “Slow buses, shorter library hours, and no burritos.”
No matter how distant your thoughts are, you should never ask if this is as good as it gets while on the toilet.
No matter how distant your thoughts are, you should never ask if this is as good as it gets while on the toilet.