- You should back up your hard drive. Often.
- Birth control is important.
- It is immoral to steal someone’s once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
- No one wants to hear knock-knock jokes or limericks at a eulogy.
- Baldness is hereditary.
- It is inadvisable to have pornography as your desktop image, especially if you are going to give a presentation.
- Felix the Cat is not a useful way to get across to today’s youth.
- Women do not like having to pay for their own meals on first dates.
- Your fly was down all day today… and nobody was impressed.
- Gödel’s second theorem is going to be on the exam.
I should get on that first thing.