Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XVII of XXVI)

Hm.  I see what I did here.

  • We should hang out about 10 percent more often than we currently do.  Because right now you seem too cool, but I think 10 percent more saturation ought to do it.
  • I look forward to coming up with witty and original ways of referring to you in the months to come.
  • You’re neither as funny nor as cool as you think you are.  I don’t know why my friends still insist on hanging out with you.
  • You’re neither as funny nor as interesting as you think you are.  I don’t know why you are still alive.
  • Cheer up, silly pants!  You don’t build a career by thinking you’re talentless and shouldn’t even bother.

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