82) I have a condom protector.

I have a condom protector. It’s like a pocket protector: they both make it far less likely that you’ll get laid.

Instructions say “Meet down the hill.
Hulu says the name of last week’s episode of “House” was “Broken.
I am thankful for the little things.
The calendar says “University Holiday,” but I read “Slow buses, shorter library hours, and no burritos.

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