Teaching, derailed by student: T: suppose you had eight arms.

Teaching, derailed by student:
T: suppose you had eight arms.
S: how did I get them?
T: at the arm store. By which I mean the morgue.

Don’t you know the rules of the road? Weren’t they printed on the Cracker Jack box where you got your driver’s license?
I sold my watch to buy you a watch chain.
Here’s a fun resolution: to live to see 2013.
When buying a tuxedo, if the salesperson asks you why you need it, an amusing response is “you know: just for every day use.

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