There’s apparently a David in Animal Crossing. I’m sure marble was expensive and Michelangelo couldn’t afford to give him pants..
It’s worse: he’s made of marble, so that’s him when he’s rock hard.
But he could have made him shorter than 17 feet!
He didn’t give himself much room if he was hoping to make a Goliath of the same scale.
Michelangelo, finishing his 17’ David and 5’6” Goliath, flips back to his Bible, “wait..”
[credit: Nick U.]
But that dude took down Goliath. He’s got that Lil’ Dick Energy!