My friend invented the Hagop Number, which is the ratio of calories to alcohol in beers.

My friend invented the Hagop Number, which is the ratio of calories to alcohol in beers. I have just invented a similar metric: the ratio of calories to protein in local veggie food… For all the bodybuilder vegetarians, I guess

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