I’m having so much fun with my new prejudice against lefties, I just hope it doesn’t come back to bite me like that time I hated gingers.

Pixel
December 14, 2010

I want to see a sequel to Groundhog Day where it turns out that he also gets stuck in February 3rd.
Quick! Someone give me the joke or logical structure of the following: “P is true.
I hope when I die they put me in a nice container.
“I wish for one more wish infinite times.

November 5, 2017

Now type "I died" and let your Predictive Keyboard write your epitaph. I died in the past and it was so hard to find out what I had to worry about when it happened.