A guy just knocked to ask me if I wanted warehouse-priced leftover meat from the back of his van.

A guy just knocked to ask me if I wanted warehouse-priced leftover meat from the back of his van. #thistowniscreepy #wtf #Imvegetarianbro

Hey, you guys remember “If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit.
What the hell is the point of decaf espresso? That’s like paying good money for placebo aspirin, non-alcoholic beer, or porous condoms.
Me:I should gain weight.
It’s never too late to drunk text!

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