What the hell is the point of decaf espresso? That’s like paying good money for placebo aspirin, non-alcoholic beer, or porous condoms.

What the hell is the point of decaf espresso? That’s like paying good money for placebo aspirin, non-alcoholic beer, or porous condoms.1

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