I’m back from Utah now so I’m done with Mormon jokes.

I’m back from Utah now so I’m done with Mormon jokes. I’m sad because I loved those jokes. I loved them so much I married them. All of them.

#repressedmemories – that time my brother’s friend said he’d beat me up if I “turned out gay.
“Officer, it wasn’t a hit & run– he just didn’t realize we were playing Calvinball.
Just saw “Hangover 2.
I don’t know what the surface tension of alcohol is– but tonight I’m going to find out.

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