Seeing the family seated before the #debate feels like a mustached evil doer just tied these poor people to some railroad tracks. The #debate takes a turn. @HillaryClinton made @realDonaldTrump mad in the first fifteen minutes. I… can’t even.
Can we just vote right now?
This #debate is an orchestrated train wreck. It’s the Jackson Pollock of political discourse… assuming Pollock used feces.
Q from @realDonaldTrump in #debate: Why didn’t @HillaryClinton change the tax code?
A: “Because she was a senator, not a dictator.”
.@realDonaldTrump has the policy positions and sentence structure of a fifth grader. Let’s hope most people watching the #debate don’t.