Our Dear Leader’s brave leadership and wonderousness makes all other happy events seem like a thousand anvils to the groin in comparison.

Science says that I’m more likely to trust people that I think find me attractive.
Just made a highly inaccurate l1st of philosophy grad students.
Next Halloween I’m going to wear a belt and a pair of suspenders.
They should make candy corn using real cane sugar instead of this very artificial cornsyrup.

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