1: what do you do on weekends? 2: it varies.

1: what do you do on weekends?
2: it varies. Like, last weekend, I accidentally killed then quickly buried a hitchhiker.
1: …
2: *realizing what I said* oh no. I’m sorry, that was two weekends ago!

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