In Indianapolis for the #finalfour, there are scalpers _Everywhere_.
In Indianapolis for the #finalfour, there are scalpers _Everywhere_. And not the fun, Native American kind, either.
In Indianapolis for the #finalfour, there are scalpers _Everywhere_. And not the fun, Native American kind, either.
“I don’t care how boring the game is. I don’t care if the score is 2-0, I want to win.” -Hotel roommate David #finalfour
I had high hopes for both NMSU and UTEP, but they both got eventual #finalfour teams in the first round. Tough.
Based on my small sample size, the median Duke basketball fan at the #finalfour is male, 21, mysoginistic, and a d-bag.
LL Cool J and the Goo Goo Dolls are playing for free tonight. Sponsored by HANK-FM country radio… No seriously #finalfour
Advice to non-Mexicans: choosing a salsa for how spicy it is is like choosing a wine for how much alcohol it has.
Pico de Gallo is basically just cut-up tomatos. And it tastes like it. It’s very weak sauce.
I just had the oddest epiphany: I truly want to be a college philosophy professor. Who knew?
The Holiday Inn here has a shuttle that leaves every hour to the Hilton. I think that’s how they get us the free breakfast. #finalfour
The men’s room is efficient. Like an assembly line. I slow it down. Like an artisan. But then I like to take my time with what I love.