Can’t wait for midnight.
Can’t wait for midnight. April Fools 2010… oh, you’re going to be sooo good to me.
Can’t wait for midnight. April Fools 2010… oh, you’re going to be sooo good to me.
I wish the ‘Send’ button wasn’t so close to the ‘close’ button on Thunderbird. Sorry for the poorly thought out, abusive e-mail, grandma.
I wish these signs for school board president advertised more of the candidate’s political platform than his last name.
Running around this track feels like I’m going nowhere. I always end up where I started. I should switch to the treadmill.
I bombed that test like Dresden.
Which is more surprising: the Large Hadron Collider smashing things, Ricky Martin being gay, or the sun rising every morning?
Life Lesson: Trip Cancelation Insurance only protects you if the _airline_ cancels your flight. Who knew? This lesson cost $650.
I’m going to make a spin off of Ugly Betty and call it Fugly Betty.
I just invented peanut butter pizza. You can thank me later.
What if Cinderella had been wearing really tight heels to the ball?