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The men’s room is efficient. Like an assembly line. I slow it down. Like an artisan. But then I like to take my time with what I love.

I think i’m going to live tweet the final four tonight. What hashtag is everyone using? #finalfour #ff #fantasticfour 2010-04-03 17:58:46 I could have sworn I saw a unicorn here in Ohio. But it turned out to simply be a…

West Virginia: There was not even an _Attempt_ at soap in the bathrooms of this Wal-Mart.

Just an observation: If “It’s college” counts as an excuse, then so should “It’s Friday” and “It’s Spring time.”

“Have you tried kissing a man? I don’t think you’ll like it, but it’ll get your mind off things.”

Oldest friend talking me off a ledge by advising me to take up drugs and drop out of school. See? That’s what friends are for.

All packed up and nowhere to go. I have to stay up till 4 a.m. to catch a bus to the Final Four. Craziness. Why am I going to the Final Four in person if I don’t care about basketball?…

I’m going to start putting my homework on dry-erase boards outside of MIT classes to see if I can get the janitors to do it

RT What happens when you RT something, then don’t put the name of the person from whom you RT’d that something? Please RT.

It’s not you, it’s me: I can’t stand you.