Cryptic tweets are the best! .
Cryptic tweets are the best! … Or are they?
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
To be a hypocrite, you have to actually say something.
To be a hypocrite, you have to actually say something.
“For that job I am an equal opportunity employer.
“For that job I am an equal opportunity employer.” – Park
Life lesson: never lean against the sink while washing your hands.
Life lesson: never lean against the sink while washing your hands.
One needs not have responsibility to be responsible.
One needs not have responsibility to be responsible.
Saying ATM machine is too wordy.
Saying ATM machine is too wordy. From now on, I’m just going to say ATMM.
I have an anger problem this time of year.
I have an anger problem this time of year. Being out in the sun for very long just makes me so hotheaded.
The best dissertation defense is a good dissertation offense.
The best dissertation defense is a good dissertation offense.
Price, Price! .
Price, Price! … Wait, is it cool if I call you Price? Are we on a last name basis yet?
Things that don’t bother me about beer: bad for liver, empty calories, affects sleep quality, dehydrates.
Things that don’t bother me about beer: bad for liver, empty calories, affects sleep quality, dehydrates. Things that do: contains estrogen