Things that don’t bother me about beer: bad for liver, empty calories, affects sleep quality, dehydrates.
Things that don’t bother me about beer: bad for liver, empty calories, affects sleep quality, dehydrates. Things that do: contains estrogen
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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Having a good memory has brought me nothing but profit and pain.
Having a good memory has brought me nothing but profit and pain.
Let’s just say I wouldn’t choose her as a target if I were a thief, rapist, or killer.
Let’s just say I wouldn’t choose her as a target if I were a thief, rapist, or killer… Definitely not if I were a rapist.
I should stop taking out my sword to answer the door, but how else should I deal with the FedEx guy or Jehovah’s Witnesses?
I should stop taking out my sword to answer the door, but how else should I deal with the FedEx guy or Jehovah’s Witnesses?
It’s my brother’s birthday today.
It’s my brother’s birthday today. I’m going to spend the day trying to come up with an excuse for why I didn’t call him.
I love coming to a place where everybody knows your face.
I love coming to a place where everybody knows your face.
“How’ve you been?” she asked.
“How’ve you been?” she asked. “Surviving,” he lied.
Note to self: next St.
Note to self: next St. Paddy’s day, bring food coloring.
Sorry, we don’t have Miller Lite, but we can pee into a cup for you, if you like.
Sorry, we don’t have Miller Lite, but we can pee into a cup for you, if you like.
If I were a lawyer who just made partner, I’d yell “Giddyup!”
If I were a lawyer who just made partner, I’d yell “Giddyup!”