I have successfully cooked pasta! Kids: Tonight we eat like kings.
I have successfully cooked pasta! Kids: Tonight we eat like kings.
I have successfully cooked pasta! Kids: Tonight we eat like kings.
My response to the census is required by law? My warning letter said no such thing! I feel unprepared.
I like going to the gym and asking bodybuilders if they mind if I change the channel from ESPN to Dora the Explorer.
Is too little too soon worse than too much too late? You’ll have to ask your mom. (OH!!)
I prefer to think of it as driving while texting.
What was Neurath’s boat transporting? Boat parts?
I keep getting stuck at square one. Time to go back to square zero.
I was worried whether Daylight Savings Time affected Pi Moment until I realized this is the most contrived holiday ever.
My heart didn’t just skip a beat: it dropped out altogether!
I don’t have any shark friends. I’m afraid of getting too chummy with them.