Just had a Chilean contact me because my name on the philosophy dept.
Just had a Chilean contact me because my name on the philosophy dept. web site sounded Spanish… Cool, yet scary.
Just had a Chilean contact me because my name on the philosophy dept. web site sounded Spanish… Cool, yet scary.
Here’s an interesting correlation: As depression goes up, cleanliness and hygiene go down.
Which is funnier? “He’s something that you can never be: taller than me.” OR “He’s something that you can never be: of average height.”?
Things that make me happy: butterscotch, burritos, cookies, and cute girls paying attention to me. So far today I’m 3 of 4
My friend @mablicia declared me one of her top ten favorite people in the world. Egads! I’m not worthy of such an honor!
I need a hip flask. Either that, or the location of a good AA group.
Yo momma’s so fat, her skin is at capacity!
Yo momma’s so fat, her BMI is three digits!
The penis:people looking for porn:normal people ratio of chat roulette is too high for my tastes.
Q: As a clinical psychologist, how do you get yourself to not take your problems home with you? A: Xanax. Lot’s of Xanax.