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I follow over a hundred philosophers and two porn stars. Is it bad that I find as much insight in the latter as the former?

I finished reading a book that has yet to be published! … I think I’m doing this wrong.

I really dig treasure.

Have you ever tried to give yourself a pep talk and you accidentally say the wrong name?

Time to go out and convince women to pay attention to me.

Nighttime irrationality hit early today. I’m going to treat this with a nap.

My undergrad didn’t have an honor code, so naturally everyone cheated, murdered, and disgraced their family.

Too many women smiling at me today. How is it they can always tell?

You’re getting older now. You’re going to keep getting hit on by 40-year-old chicks more and more. It peaks at 40, then it trails off a bit.

The least I could do was stay home all day sleeping. This was next least.