The weather channel says it’s raining right now, but my window disagrees.
The weather channel says it’s raining right now, but my window disagrees.
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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
The year of a creative challenge every week was too much of a time commitment for me.
The year of a creative challenge every week was too much of a time commitment for me. New Year Resolution fail.
My favorite phrases today: “Heroic nudity” and “reluctant sexual partner.
My favorite phrases today: “Heroic nudity” and “reluctant sexual partner.”
In movies, you sometimes see happy revelations that turn horrible things into good things all along.
In movies, you sometimes see happy revelations that turn horrible things into good things all along. In life it’s usually the reverse.
My calendar has an alarm for my birthday every year.
My calendar has an alarm for my birthday every year. Repeat: Annually on May 29. Start: May 29, 1985. End: May 29, 2016.
My calendar reminds me of my birthday every year.
My calendar reminds me of my birthday every year. I’m thankful for this: it gives me time to get myself something nice.
I want to start a journal called “the Scientific Community” so that when we accept submissions, it fucks with journalists.
I want to start a journal called “the Scientific Community” so that when we accept submissions, it fucks with journalists.
If I worked for Nature, I’d try to be witty in my correspondence: “Your paper, unfortunately, is not fit for Nature.
If I worked for Nature, I’d try to be witty in my correspondence: “Your paper, unfortunately, is not fit for Nature.”
Getting rejected from Science magazine must suck.
Getting rejected from Science magazine must suck. “We’re sorry, your paper was not appropriate for Science.”
So Google Buzz and Google Wave suck, but why don’t more people mock Google Phonebook? Or.
So Google Buzz and Google Wave suck, but why don’t more people mock Google Phonebook? Or… any online phone book, really.