I’ve grown used to the check engine light.
I’ve grown used to the check engine light. It comforts me. It’s like my car has a broken heart. It’ll be okay, little guy.
I’ve grown used to the check engine light. It comforts me. It’s like my car has a broken heart. It’ll be okay, little guy.
Shoot.. This top ten hugger list is going to be harder than I thought. I must put some consideration into this.
Hm. I think I’m going to rate my all time favorite huggers. @Mablicia and @nikithestampede are both on my top ten for sure..
Robowomen are too hard to design. We should just give regular women lobotomies.
This might be an unpopular thing to say, but insurance companies are poopoo heads.
I only moderate in binges.
I only binge in moderation.
Binge anything sounds bad. Binge eat, binge drink, binge workout, binge childbirth.
Why does every press feel like it’s going to crush my windpipe?
The weather channel says it’s raining right now, but my window disagrees.