Which is funnier? “He’s something that you can never be: taller than me.

Which is funnier? “He’s something that you can never be: taller than me.” OR “He’s something that you can never be: of average height.”?

I like to be an ass and tell my students that I’m really busy this week, but can meet with them after finals.
If you want me to stay just say it.
Student status message: “My papers: Incessent absences of coherency cloaked under falsely presumed sprouts of profundity.
Switching from Thunderbird to Mac Mail.

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