A decade-long mystery just solved itself today.
A decade-long mystery just solved itself today. Now: a nap. That’s right: I’m the laziest detective ever. Batman just tries too hard.
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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
There is a possible world in which the actual world is a plausible world.
There is a possible world in which the actual world is a plausible world. Discuss.
I’m too drunk to drive.
I’m too drunk to drive. But luckily, I’m not too drunk to drunk drive.
The worst part of being broke is that I now feel guilty when I buy and eat a burrito.
The worst part of being broke is that I now feel guilty when I buy and eat a burrito.
I’m only going to be $250 short of my goal this month! That would be good news if my goal was not “survive the month.
I’m only going to be $250 short of my goal this month! That would be good news if my goal was not “survive the month.”
In honor of Earth Day, I say we all start some April Carpools.
In honor of Earth Day, I say we all start some April Carpools.
In two weeks, we find out which prospies are coming to Duke and which ones are going to other April Schools.
In two weeks, we find out which prospies are coming to Duke and which ones are going to other April Schools.
This is the time of the year when I become a rebel.
This is the time of the year when I become a rebel. I’m going to break all of the April Rules.
When I was in New Mexico, this was about the time I started swimming in April Pools.
When I was in New Mexico, this was about the time I started swimming in April Pools.
This is the thirty-day period in which most gems are sold.
This is the thirty-day period in which most gems are sold. It seems people really like April Jewels.