The easter bunny died.
The easter bunny died. There’s nothing scarier than April Ghouls.
The easter bunny died. There’s nothing scarier than April Ghouls.
Spring is broken. It looks like I’m going to need some April Tools.
I’m in a triple-blind study. I mean, I think I am, there’s really no way to tell.
Sure I have self-control, but do I have self-variable? I mean, what’s on the Y-axis?
I’m doing my taxes. Now, I Know I shouldn’t be dividing by zero so much, but should my net income really be higher than my gross?
The fact that the camera adds ten pounds was a major factor in my not becoming a photographer.
Just assigned readings for my presentation this week. I was tempted to assign the complete works of Melville.
My March Madness Bracket For the Win!… no, literally.
Keeping 75% of your income? Isn’t that a bit much, @PeterSinger?
*Phew!* I made it past Maxwell’s Demon. Now to go back to the other side… OH, NOES!!!