(Hey guys: I’m trying to come back slowly into the Internet. Here’s something silly.) I was just asked for money in a parking lot outside of a Burger King. The man, ‘Jared,’ wanted $5 to ‘call his mom.’ I slowly…
Can you have pregrets? Because most of my relationships start off with me being sad with all the mistakes I’m bound to make.
I usually don’t use my blog as a repository of feelings. So rather than do that, I’ve decided to present to you another adventure in my anti-life. In case you don’t know, an anti-life is the exact opposite of the…
Saw a theatre production of the apology. Spoiler: In the end, Athens swatted the gadfly.
I realized today that I’m only funny when I’m happy. And that made me sad. 🙁 ha ha, that’s actually kind of funny.
Remember that time I wore a trench coat and got suspended because they thought I was a terrorist?
Hey everybody – High school permanent records are complete bullshit, aren’t they? I mean… has it ever come up for anyone since?
Watching My So-Called Life, which reminds me of My… what-do-you-call-it… Life?
Holy shit. First draft of paper is done! And I still have 22 hours to make it look academic and nice… I’m going on a drinking binge.
I have now stayed off facebook for one week. This is longer than I’ve been off methamphetamines.