Pearls before Swine
I have a lot of family in old Mexico. They greet each other (and strangers!) with kisses on the cheek. They are very nice people. Mexico warns no kissing as 81 dead in swine flu outbreak Shit. But most of…
I have a lot of family in old Mexico. They greet each other (and strangers!) with kisses on the cheek. They are very nice people. Mexico warns no kissing as 81 dead in swine flu outbreak Shit. But most of…
(Hey guys: I’m trying to come back slowly into the Internet. Here’s something silly.) I was just asked for money in a parking lot outside of a Burger King. The man, ‘Jared,’ wanted $5 to ‘call his mom.’ I slowly…
Can you have pregrets? Because most of my relationships start off with me being sad with all the mistakes I’m bound to make.
I usually don’t use my blog as a repository of feelings. So rather than do that, I’ve decided to present to you another adventure in my anti-life. In case you don’t know, an anti-life is the exact opposite of the…
Saw a theatre production of the apology. Spoiler: In the end, Athens swatted the gadfly.
I realized today that I’m only funny when I’m happy. And that made me sad. 🙁 ha ha, that’s actually kind of funny.
Remember that time I wore a trench coat and got suspended because they thought I was a terrorist?
Hey everybody – High school permanent records are complete bullshit, aren’t they? I mean… has it ever come up for anyone since?
Watching My So-Called Life, which reminds me of My… what-do-you-call-it… Life?
Holy shit. First draft of paper is done! And I still have 22 hours to make it look academic and nice… I’m going on a drinking binge.