Why it is okay to panic
Everyone gets the flu. Influenza sucks and then you get over it. Or you don’t. Lots of people die of it every year. So why the panic? Well the obvious reasons are that it’s a new strain for which we…
Everyone gets the flu. Influenza sucks and then you get over it. Or you don’t. Lots of people die of it every year. So why the panic? Well the obvious reasons are that it’s a new strain for which we…
C: I’m depressed because I’m wasting my youth: I’ll never be 25 again. D: But you’re not 25 now! C: Oh, yeah, I guess I will be 25 again..
I know I have no deadlines right now, but I’m still being very productive. #oppositeday
I thought I’d invented this word. Oh, well. Have you ever been writing an answer on a test and you’re fairly certain it’s wrong, but you write it anyway because the alternative answer sounds even more wrong? That happened to…
Current Mood: Sort of worried and feeling like I got shocked in the sack a little bit. Sarah doesn’t really worry me, because she’s in Pennsylvania and she’s been too stressed lately, so the cause is probably just her own…
Next time a girl from my past contacts me without warning, I’m just going to tell her I’m happily married with four kids.
You should back up your hard drive. Often. Birth control is important. It is immoral to steal someone’s once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. No one wants to hear knock-knock jokes or limericks at a eulogy. Baldness is hereditary. It is inadvisable to have…
I just heard that the people I know/care about in Mexico City are okay. No #swineflu for them. *relief* *fret* *relief*
Man, I don’t want to die of #swineflu! I don’t even eat pork, let alone handle it. Why is there never a Tofu Flu or a Soy Curd Cold?
I have a lot of family in old Mexico. They greet each other (and strangers!) with kisses on the cheek. They are very nice people. Mexico warns no kissing as 81 dead in swine flu outbreak Shit. But most of…