41) Have to rewrite my suicide note.
Have to rewrite my suicide note. Teacher says the first draft was ‘too preachy.’
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Things you should totally buy me for my birthday
The countdown is on. And you didn’t get me anything last year.1 So here’s a good list of stuff I really want that I don’t currently have. A metal Pica pole ruler. Like this one. Any of these books. I…
33) I don’t believe in love: I don’t even believe in tolerance.
I don’t believe in love: I don’t even believe in tolerance.
Experimental Philosophy
This is what I’ve been doing for the past three months. It started when I uploaded a cartoon of myself as my profile picture on Facebook and instantly got a lot of requests for similar images. This guy, who I…
19) Here’s a prank: take the nicotine and caffeine out of someone’s cigarettes and coffee.
Here’s a prank: take the nicotine and caffeine out of someone’s cigarettes and coffee. Now have them baby-sit a colicky baby. Hilarious.
18) The trip was nice, I took advantage of the first six hours to sit and stare straight ahead.
The trip was nice, I took advantage of the first six hours to sit and stare straight ahead. Then, I looked down and to the left somewhat
17) My moral compass doesn’t point to True North.
My moral compass doesn’t point to True North. It just points forward.
On the Catwalk
This is what I’ve been doing over the past week. It was a favor for a friend. She wanted me to charge her, but the moment my internal anger clock passed $100, I decided it would be better for our…
16) “I love you too” in Guy means “I really don’t want this to turn into an argument right now.
“I love you, too” in Guy means “I really don’t want this to turn into an argument right now.”
13) I want to be a jerk.
I want to be a jerk. You always see the jerks with girls they don’t deserve. I want a girl I don’t deserve. I think I’ve earned it.