Finally stocked up on mexican candy.
Finally stocked up on mexican candy. How i missed that unique combination of sugar, chile, and lead.
Finally stocked up on mexican candy. How i missed that unique combination of sugar, chile, and lead.
Say what you want about Judas, but he got a heck of a deal!
You would think vampires would get more blood-borne pathogens.. Why haven’t we seen that movie?
Even more! I’m so damn sorry. I wish I had known myself better so that this wouldn’t have happened. The drugs really did a number on you, didn’t they? I’m so very sorry I missed your wedding. You got me…
Some people are ardently against public breast feeding. Some are for it. I decide on a case-by-case basis.
How is it that a movie with the name “UP” can bring me DOWN?
So I set my face on fire today. Then Homer Simpson taught me a valuable lesson. Let me back up. It was my shave day and I had to go meet some friends at a local burrito establishment. Naturally, I…
Why do my friends back home use the TED talks for evil?
It turns out I have to make friends whose names start with the following letters: Q, U, O, X. If you know a quirky Quentin, an unassuming Ursula, an original Omar, or a xenophobic Xavier, please: send them my way.…
“Epistemological Hot Potato” would be a good name for a band, journal article, or first-born child. Well… maybe not a band.