It is possible to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
It is possible to pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Unless, of course, you’re currently wearing your boots. Then you’re just being silly.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Time to hit the books.
Time to hit the books… I guess we just have an abusive relationship. I hit them because I love them.
They say you’re your own worst critic.
They say you’re your own worst critic. If that’s the case, I’m set: because I give myself four stars!
Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. IV of XXVI)
I’m going to start linking to all of them soon. Next time, probably. You were funner when your life was terrible. You’re loud and overbearing. That said, I somehow have the desire to hang out with you. Weird. Sorry to…
The mathematicians were not impressed by my new set of Fibonacci numbers- 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0.
The mathematicians were not impressed by my new set of Fibonacci numbers- 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0…
11000
In observation of this very solemn and special occasion, I will not post anything today. I will also not get any older. Sorry. I know we’d had this scheduled for a year, but I just don’t feel like it. Next…
@meznor – Oh No! I forgot that our birthdays were so close! What should we do??
@meznor – Oh No! I forgot that our birthdays were so close! What should we do??
Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. III of XXVI)
Even more! You talk loud and talk a lot, but I still think you’re cool, so we’ll call it quits. Ever meet one of those people that you find really cool, but not cool in exactly the right way to…
Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. II of XXVI)
There’s more! You are one of my favorite people of all time. I love you, man. You’ve grown on me like a fungus. The metaphor is actually very expendable, but I’ll do you a favor and keep it short. You…
@nikithestampede – I want an Alicia day! Or a Niki day.
@nikithestampede – I want an Alicia day! Or a Niki day… 🙁