Social Awareness
If I didn’t have to see people every day, I wouldn’t shave. – Frank Jagear Would you? Suppose you were caught in a deserted island, would you shave then? Assume you have access to a razor, running water, heat, and…
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
68) ‘AHH!’ (Finally: an appropriate use of scare quotes.
‘AHH!’ (Finally: an appropriate use of scare quotes.)
Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. I of XXVI)
So I recently did a post where I confessed my true feelings to a bunch of hypothetical people. I had a lot of fun with it, but it turns out it was all a big joke. *sigh* So then, I…
65) I often over-pronounce the ‘b’ in subtle.
I often over-pronounce the ‘b’ in subtle. And, just to be ironic, I under-pronounce the ‘b’ in obvious.
64) They say “hate the game, not the player.
They say “hate the game, not the player.” But I hate both. Also: the coach. And the waterboy.
Apologies for things I wish I could have said, but didn’t
So, the anonymity of it all got to me. What I meant to say, in order: I didn’t mean you only looked stupid when you wear that hat. The hat was a needless qualifier, those were two separate thoughts. ‘You…
Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t
(gakked from Clarity Sage) You look stupid when you wear that hat. You have a banana in your ear. I wish I had told you that you looked stupid in that hat and had a banana in your ear when…
“So” questions
I started this post a year ago, then lost interest after I couldn’t come up with more than five. This is a list of questions to ask someone you don’t know that well, but have to spend some time with. …
Postcards
From Europe, with love: “The Spire.” What bullshit! I can’t believe Ireland honestly wants us to get excited over an oversized flagpole! As a ratio of population size to length, my penis is a larger monument!1 This “was the winning…
41) Have to rewrite my suicide note.
Have to rewrite my suicide note. Teacher says the first draft was ‘too preachy.’