Man, that show started off halfway over the shark!
Man, that show started off halfway over the shark!
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
I need to work out more of my ontology- it’s not robust enough.
I need to work out more of my ontology- it’s not robust enough.
Him: “I’m pretty sure they canceled To Catch a Predator.
Him: “I’m pretty sure they canceled To Catch a Predator.” Me: “I bet YOU’RE relieved!” Ha! I burned my dad good on that one!
High schoolers are on campus.
High schoolers are on campus. It’s either the Talent Identification Program or To Catch a Predator is preparing for Sweeps.
They tell you not to drink alcoholic beverages after you give blood, but they don’t tell you how much more effective it is afterward.
They tell you not to drink alcoholic beverages after you give blood, but they don’t tell you how much more effective it is afterward.
Red cross question: “Have you ever had an accidental needle stick.
Red cross question: “Have you ever had an accidental needle stick.” Does the one you just gave me to test my iron count?
I’m O+ and today I got talked into giving two units of red blood cells.
I’m O+ and today I got talked into giving two units of red blood cells. I feel like such a diphthong.
Whenever I’m driving and I see people cross the street warily, I pretend I’m a car in Frogger and continue at a steady speed.
Whenever I’m driving and I see people cross the street warily, I pretend I’m a car in Frogger and continue at a steady speed.
I was told today that you burn 40% of your calories by thinking.
I was told today that you burn 40% of your calories by thinking… which makes me think I should stop watching the View.
I’ve solved the social security problem.
I’ve solved the social security problem. It involves mandatory euthanasia, though. Is that okay?